The elevators

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  1. TheEPIC
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    Have become self-aware at my workplace. There's a sign on them that says they are "Out of Order" but I'm sure that's just a clever ruse.

    Currently, they are traversing up and down the building seeking helpless employees to consume and starve to death in their iron bellies.



    Seriously though, they keep going to random floors quickly opening and closing their doors before looking for more victims.
     
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    lol? o_O
     
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    call Schindler
     
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    You should get us a video for this. I would like to see the haunted elevators.
     
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    Skynet is taking over.
     
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    Reminds me of the guy who spent 40 hours in an elevator and it was all caught on the security tape.
     
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    People still think Elevators aren't self-aware?
     
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    PDog!!!

    I always thought something was missing here. Where've you been!?
     
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    working on his game... duh...
     

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