(In honor of Sunshyne) Ask Swifty.

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  1. swifthawk
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    Yes I am copying his amazing idea but a intelligent man learns from his actions a wise man learns from others. I choose to be wise. Fire away.
     
  2. How does it feel to be a plagiarising copycat?
     
  3. swifthawk
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    It's not plagurism since i have consent from the original conceiver of the idea. It does feel great though, i am a opinionated pimp who often has different views than most, i look forward to the difference stances.
     
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    How does this picture make you feel?
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  5. swifthawk
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    It makes me chuckle a little, after all i suppose its the ultimate kharmic response to the bending of the rules. I do get some joy, knowing we are even with kharma as we will be rediculed for history for being the only 18-1 team to not have a championship.
     
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    How does one "Keep the pimp hand strong"?
     
  7. swifthawk
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    It is different for every one of us. It basically involves constant reminders to your employees, who in the industry we call a ho, that they work for us, not the other way around. Lord know the dangers of ho dependency. (for the danger of this dependency please refer to my mentor's explanation http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DOvq8FsiUE NSFW!!!) To accomplish this physically representations of our feeling are often used.

    Also, the term can be used figuratively as opposed to literally. To keep the pimp hand strong would mean to live to the creed of the pimp every day. (in my case there is a slight change to the rules as technically i am a e-pimp)
     
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    haha I lol'd at sunshynes pic.

    Hate the patriots.

    I said this to a Bostonite once at a Red Sox/Devil Rays game. You know, the Red sox are to the yankees as the patriots are to the colts. Everyone hates the patriots and yankees, but loves the red sox and.....

    That was when I realized what I had said... Good thing they were drunk though, and didn't catch on. lol
     
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    How important is it to have a balance between freak ass hos and uh.. the regular kind? I mean, I'm sure there are plenty of freaky johns who want hos to do [xyz, probably shouldn't elaborate on "family oriented forum" as I've heard this called before, to my confusion?], but is there a danger of reaching freak ass ho capacity and all your hos getting together and freaking with each other instead of makin' you money? Please advise.
     
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    What is that noise?
     
  11. swifthawk
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    Freaky sex is like a drug and like any drug you build up tolerences and eventually need a greater fix than the previous endevours can allow. Money being the root of my job I enjoy a john as you put it, to pay the premium for those services but my regular clientel I advise a 80/20 split.

    For suggestions of activites pm me for a list of freaky activites with low addiction value
     
  12. swifthawk
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    that is the noise of my bank account getting bigger
     
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    How's the shop going? I don't think we got feedback from you concerning the availability of XoO poster consideration for your corkbord or wallspace.
     
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  15. swifthawk
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    The shop is actually closing down. It tethering me to Winter Haven, and i want to travel, i am due in Mass to congratz my friend on his recent marriage, i want to see a few Sox games, I also want to see some more of europe. So i decided to except a buy out offer.

    So a poster wouldnt be displayed :(

    I am glad i tried it after its all said in done i will pretty much be break even money wise so good enough for me.
     
  16. swifthawk
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    Well sir a layer of stupidity surrounds you sir that protects you from harm. ALso your canadian and who really thinks about candians enough to cause them harm :p

    All in love my friend.
     
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    Exactly how gay are Pokemon?
     
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    Dear Swift

    Who is the most wicked pissah person in boston?

    Secondly, do support the Manny trade or not ?

    Gru
     
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    Duuuuude...That's totally a question for me. I know all about The Gay. But let's see what Swifty makes of it. :D
     
  20. swifthawk
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    pokemon are not gay sir, from a pimps perspective pokemon are asexual as they dont seem to have a male or female and thus are excluded from gay/straight, though i will concede this question to my number 1 shoji.
     

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