I am my own Grandfather

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  1. Panacea
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    I found this letter on an other forum, it's about a Croatian kid that doesn't want to serve the Army, so he wrote a letter to the Ministry of defense, here it goes :

    - Dear Mr. Minister, let me explain my situation in hope that you will solve my problem. At the moment I'm waiting to be called to serve the Army. I'm 23 years old, and married to a 47 year old widow, who has a 26 year old daughter. With that daughter my father is married. By marrying my wife's daughter, my father is now my brother in law. At the same time my wife is my fathers mother in law, and my wife's daughter is my step mother. In case me and my wife have a son, that kid, my wife's daughter brother, would be my fathers brother in law. At the same time that kid is my uncle, he is a brother of my step mother. Last April my fathers wife had a son. He is now my brother, because he is my fathers son, he is also my grandson, he is a son of my wife's daughter. So I'm a brother to my grandson, and I'm also a father to my wifes daughter, and a brother to her son. So it's clear, I'm my own grandfather. I hope that everythin is now cleared. I hope Mr. Minister that you will now relive me of my military duty, because the law sayes that more than three generations can't simultaniusly serve the Army. Thank you far your understanding.

    The response from the Ministry was :

    - This pearson is pemanently relived from serving the military because of his psihiatric and mental disorder, that come from chaotic relations inside the family.
     
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    Someone has been watching too much Futurama.
     
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    That's exactly where I was going as well haha.

    Wow, but hey, atleast the guy got out of serving in the Army!
     
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    wow, that is too funny... lol good times.
     
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    That story is confusing to follow...
     
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    Probably got it from The Stupids.
     
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    the muppets ruled; till the sad end
     
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    I think that was a happy ending for the green guy, he came to a life changing realization.
     
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    After he got of army service they had the next kid..pdog.
     

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