Flu prevention (funny, not medical)

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  1. Brownmccoy
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    Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties

    and had never been married. She was admired for her

    sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the

    pastor came to call on her and she showed him into

    her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat

    while she prepared tea.. As he sat facing her old

    Hammond organ, The young minister noticed a cute

    glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with

    water, and in the water floated, of all things,

    a condom! When she returned with tea and scones,

    they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his

    curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange

    floater, but soon it got the better of him and he

    could no longer resist. 'Miss Beatrice', he said,

    'I wonder if you would tell me about this?' Pointing

    to the bowl. 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful?

    I was walking through the Park a few months ago

    and I found this little package on the ground.

    The directions said to place it on the organ,

    keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread

    of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.
     
  2. The Cox
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    LMAO..
     
  3. Yizelin
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    also mango juice prevents cancer! :p
     
  4. The Communist
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    Lol thats a good one.
     
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    I'm gonna try that!
     
  6. I'm gonna go with "doh".:rolleyes:
     

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