"And then the fight started..."

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  1. Brownmccoy
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    >> My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
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    > She asked, 'What's on TV?'
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    > I said, 'Dust.'
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    > And then the fight started...
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    > My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
    >
    > She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3
    > seconds.'
    >
    > I bought her a scale.
    >
    > And then the fight started...
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    > When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
    > expensive...so, I took her to a gas station.
    >
    > And then the fight started....
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    > I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order
    > first.
    >
    > "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
    >
    > He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
    >
    > "Nah, she can order for herself."
    >
    > And then the fight started...
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    > A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
    >
    > She is not happy with what she sees and says to h er husband, 'I feel
    > horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a
    > compliment..'
    >
    > The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
    >
    > And then the fight started.....
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    > ------------ --------- --------- ------
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    > I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
    >
    > Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
    >
    > I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
    >
    > And then the fight started....
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    > My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big.
    >
    > I told her not as much as the dress she wore yesterday.
    >
    > And then the fight started.....
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    > I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
    >
    > It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
    >
    > "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
    >
    > So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
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    > And that's when the fight started....
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    > My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in
    > bed.
    >
    > I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
    >
    > "No," she answered.
    >
    > I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
    >
    > She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."
    >
    > So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
    >
    > And that's when the fight started....
     
  2. Illfated Fat
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    Hahaha, those are good! Thanks for sharing.
     
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    While I can't +rep you for that hillarious post, you'll always have +1 rep in my heart.
     
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    I +repped him for ya, Yolk :p
     
  5. mercsan
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    love the millionaire one
     
  6. Rowl
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    too funny I'm so going to use some of these on my wife.

    PS. I won't be around next week becuase I'll be in divorcse court . but it's going to be so worth it :D
     
  7. TheEPIC
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    +1 for making my fiance laugh. Good post.
     
  8. The Communist
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    Nice find! made me smile :)
     
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    good laugh
     
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    wow, that stuff is funny.......... maybe one i can use one of those.....
     
  11. Vanguard
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    It got a smirk outta me. This things been going around I guess, my mother printed it from an email she got...

    It's going to get popular and old very quick.
     
  12. Roch The Shaman
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    lol that was a good, and yea i liked the millionaire one as well

    and whoot i was able to add rep!
     

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