A book so horrendously BAD it's AMAZING.

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  1. Secksy
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    Discuss.
     
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    So did you read this or just posting a quote?

    Anyway those few pages are a horrible read so I'd have to agree with the quote. It's like a mentally retarded DnD player just wrote a novel which is really a list of metaphors he heard other people say while roleplaying.
     
  3. 5 metaphors in I had to stop, holy shit that was terrible.
     
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    i saw the title and thought you were talking about twilight, or eragon XD

    but i realized those were just BAD, and not amazing at all
     
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    HER BREASTS ARE LIKE HONEYCOMBS!

    HONEYYYYYCOMMMMMBS!

    lol. Lotus boobs.
     
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    i agree with this statement
     

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